Did you hear that?

As a scientist, the discovery of Richard III's coffin and other mysteries is fascinating to me. However, my pop culture warning lights are flashing 'Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!'. I have to agree with Robert Farley. Don't. Open. The. Box. Nothing good can come from opening a lead casket sealed in a stone casket. In other news, I heard a commotion in the basement. I think I'll go investigate by myself.